I had to make a post about this because it’s so freakin’ cute. I retired my Hitatchi Magic Wand a while ago, and decided I needed a new wand vibe and went with this one. In true Sam fashion (that’s my real name, by the way) I went with something bright and extravagant: Le Wand …
Adventures Selfies
February 12, 2024
What I Saw In California 👀
As promised, I’m back with more California pics. I take a lot of photos, so I had to cut a lot of them. From the plane, I saw a solar farm in the desert (not pictured), some mountains, and itty bitty humans in their incy wincy homes. 🤏 I’m at DFW airport a lot, but …
Adventures Fan Meets
February 3, 2024
Me, From A Fan’s Perspective
Totally did not mean to go this long between posts, but I didn’t think anybody reads these! Then I saw that somebody does. 🤯 I just had to come back to give you something else to look at! The more you’re here, the more I’ll post lol. I’ve come back with a couple of photos …
Selfies
December 17, 2023
Revisiting the Blurple Bikini
With my milky white skin, dark blue hues look good on me. This bikini (I call it the blurple bikini) I got from SHEIN or somewhere like that, I think. It’s terrible koala-ty! 🐨 but at least it makes me look cute, kinda! I wanted to post these here because this is one of my …
Cosplay Selfies
December 13, 2023
Mrs. Claus Came… To Town
Since we are in Year of Barbie, I decided that a pink Mrs. Claus outfit was appropriate for the season. This is a cheap lil outfit from Fashion Nova that I managed to stuff myself into lol It is the season for sleazin’ after all. 😉 The nudes in my Mrs Claus outfit are sitting …
Selfies
December 10, 2023
How I Spent My Day
The Sims dropped a new expansion pack, and that’s how I lost several hours of my day. 😉 I also ran some errands, did minamal cleaning because my tummy hurts — and— my skin is breaking out, so I’m not a fan. My tits also hurt but they’re looking scrumptious so I can’t complain 😘 …
Instagram Selfies
December 8, 2023
Yesterday’s Instagram
I posted this to my Instagram yesterday Gotta post it here too, just in case. I heard Instagram has been having some problems 🫣 (mental ones) 🤫
Booty
December 6, 2023
First Blog Post
Years ago, I was a blogger and would write about halloween. I struggled crossing over to making TikTok content because I don’t like sounds and TikTok makes a lot of sounds lol. So I quit blogging about Halloween and started making adult content instead (wow what a jump right). But I miss blogging! Here’s my …